F: "M!"
M: "Yes?"
F: "I just sent you anhemail..."
M: "An he-mail? So any emails from females are she-mails?"
*laughs*
---->
T: "What's the difference between chasing a car and being chased by a car?"
Girls: "What?"
T: "One you get tired and the other you get exhausted!"
---->
Co-worker#1: "Ahh! C has been reduced to a pile of photocopies and cds!
Co-worker#2: "If it were only that easy!"
--->
C&K discussing pig roasts...
C: "So M, when are you gonna hook us up with a pig?
M:"Why would I need to? You're already sitting over there."
*Disclaimer: quotes may be slightly altered to how I remember the moment*
