Aug
22
"A spoonerism is a play on words in which corresponding consonants, vowels, or morphemes are switched. While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue (sometimes spoonerised as tips of the slung), they are considered a form of pun when used purposely as a play on words."Try reading these:
Chilled greese is delicious (Grilled cheese is delicious)
It went at the lead of spite (It went at the speed of light)
That's a lack of pies (That's a pack of lies)
Remember, wave the sails (Remember, save the whales)
Know your blows (Blow your nose)
Go and shake a tower (Go and take a shower)
Bad news could make your socks stink (Bad news could make your stocks sink)
He slid into a sparking pace (He slid into a parking space)
She won't tolerate mad banners (She won't tolerate bad manners)
I went to mend the sail (I went to send the mail)
Crawling through the fax (Falling through the cracks)
I couldn't find the plaster man (I couldn't find the master plan)
Engine won't start with bat flattery (Engine won't start with flat battery)