Try reading these:
Chilled greese is delicious (Grilled cheese is delicious)
It went at the lead of spite (It went at the speed of light)
That's a lack of pies (That's a pack of lies)
Remember, wave the sails (Remember, save the whales)
Know your blows (Blow your nose)
Go and shake a tower (Go and take a shower)
Bad news could make your socks stink (Bad news could make your stocks sink)
He slid into a sparking pace (He slid into a parking space)
She won't tolerate mad banners (She won't tolerate bad manners)
I went to mend the sail (I went to send the mail)
Crawling through the fax (Falling through the cracks)
I couldn't find the plaster man (I couldn't find the master plan)
Engine won't start with bat flattery (Engine won't start with flat battery)