I love Mulan! Earlier this week I popped in the ole VHS and laughed my way through it. It's still one of my favourite movies.

Mushu: My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. [Mulan smacks him]

Mushu: Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!

[to Cri-Kee] Mushu: Make a note of this. Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis... [Mulan covers his mouth with her hand]

Mulan: Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.

Mushu: Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't you slap me no more. We clear on that? All right. Okey-dokey. Let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.

[to the horse, Khan] Mushu: Let's move it, heifer.

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Mushu: [ramming breakfast into Mulan's mouth] No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.

Mulan: But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt.

Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face. [Mulan looks at him with mouth full of porridge]

Mushu: Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me, girl!

Mulan: Rrrgh!

Mushu: Aha! That's what I'm talking about! That's my tough-looking warrior girl! Now go out there and make me proud!