Ellen on phone: "...well last year I just turned 30..."
*whispered across the room *
Me: "old lady, ollllddddd laaaadddyy"
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Me:"I'm so far ahead a head of you.."
E: "....I won't be able to catch up to you with...my walker"
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E: "...sugar lips.."
E: "Michelle is gagging over here"
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DM: "Do you have a fart machine to scare Ellen?"
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E: "We've been working like little beavers today, cute little beavers"
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Me: "Just use the same spreadsheet, it's less confusing and I can cross reference my contacts"
E: "Ha, ha...I thought you just said crotch reference!!"
Wow... those things look worse when I read them in print... :) Did I really say "cute little beavers"?
Yikes. At least you can't type in a Southern accent. :)