This:
To quote the website for this product:
"This unique candle was inspired by the Bible verse Psalms 45:8 where it is written that the robes of Jesus shall be fragrant with the anciet spices of aloe, myrrh and cassia."
PLUS
"It is a perfect scent for filling your personal space with overwhelming scent of divinity while you pray, meditate, or simply surround yourself with divine essense."
ALSO
You can use the candle for you skin too since it's made out of soy.
AND
these are the reasons why I want this for Christmas :P
what the heck is it?
I updated the entry with more details and believe me I am totally sarcastic.
Thanks heavens you're being sarcastic ... I was going to have to make fun of you for being taken in by such a predictable and obvious marketing ploy.